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I found an enormous decoration called "Yamagasa" 山笠 in front of the ball park the other day. We'll have one of exciting festival here in Fukuoka, which is called Hakata Dontaku. I've never seen it yet, actually, because I'm not willing to be in the crowd. Many people will come to see this well-known festival.
"I must admit that Hakata Dontaku is an exciting one, but I can't stand seeing men in loincloth," my husband says with a frown. Well, if you don't fancy the costume for sumo wrestler, seeing the men could be torture...